Name: Lauren Lee
Blood Type: We don't know yet, but we don't care.
Talent: Drawing Bunny cartoons.
Was preceded by: The Ryan Eversole Administration. (The Ryan Eversole administration began on the night of the McKinley Dance performance in May 2005. Eversole, who had come up with a few small blood accidents even before his inaugruation, was finally given the office upon notification that he had recieved 16 bloody gashes in the shin during a weed-whacker accident.)
Opponent: Sarah Hirchfield, cat victim.
Won dictator for: Drawing blood! In the summer! During the weekend! Before the fourth of July! And fainting! (Alright, so there's really no good reason Lauren became dictator. Bunny doesn't care).
And now, a few words from Lauren The Dictator! Let's pretend this is her inaugruation speech, k?
"Today I got my blood drawn. It wasn't very painful, nor was the fainting afterwards. I didn't even realize I fainted, I had to ask my mom. When I woke up, I was on the ground in front of the elevator. But I was thinking I might've sat down and fall asleep... haha
Then we [my mom and I] went to IHOP. Boy, those funnel cakes there are de-lee-shus. So are their hash browns. Mmm."
There you have it, folks! Lauren's courageous account of BLOOD DRAWING and FAINTING and THINKING SHE HAD FALLEN ASLEEP IN FRONT OF THE ELEVATOR and IHOP and HASH BROWNS. Remember the last part about IHOP, kids! They may be sponsoring us!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huz...oops, gotta go.
(This public announcment paid for by BUNNY)